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? I know my parents loved me ?

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{\an8}? Stand behind me, come what may ?

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{\an8}? Mmm ?

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{\an8}? I know now that I'm ready, yeah ?

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{\an8}? For I finally heard them say ?

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{\an8}? It's a different world ?

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{\an8}? Ooh ?

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{\an8}? Than where you come from ?

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{\an8}? Yes, it is now, yeah ?

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{\an8}? Here's our chance to make it, hey! ?

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{\an8}? And if we focus on our goal ?

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{\an8}? You can dish it! ?

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{\an8}? We can take it, hey ?

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{\an8}? Just remember that you've been told ?

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{\an8}? It's a different world ?

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{\an8}? It's a different world ?

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{\an8}? It's a different world ?

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{\an8}? It's a different world ?

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{\an8}? Yeah, than where you come from ?

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{\an8}? Ooh ?

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{\an8}? Than where you come from! ?

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{\an8}Yo, everybody!

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{\an8}We have two days
until the Operation Outreach Telethon.

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{\an8}Now, Station WFTP has allowed us
to use the studio for free.

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{\an8}Thank you. Thank you.

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If it's free, you know it's raggedy.

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No, hey, It's not the most high-tech.

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That's why we going to need everybody.

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So I urge all of those here
who have not yet volunteered

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to please lend a hand,
a foot, a lip, whatever you got.

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'Cause these children need your help.

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Look at them.

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Walter, I got so many volunteers
and, surprise, I wrote a song.

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Oh�

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? The planet's got to change- ?

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And your voice got to change.
Time to go home.

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Follow Freddie on out. Thank you, Freddie.

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Dion, where are you are going?

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You know your mama working late.

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Let me see your math homework.

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If you know so much about math,
how come Operation Outreach is broke?

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Did you spend all the money?

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Yo, man, eat this here.

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You big, fake, Jheri-curl peasy
rotten-head. Come here, man.

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Let me tell you what happened.

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The company that promised us $15,000

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got bought by another company
that ain't going to give us 15 cents.

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It's a case of the big fish
eating the little fish.

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Just face it, Walter,
this program's a goner.

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Oh, not yet.
The telethon's going to save us.

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Right.

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I have been looking for you.

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I've been trying to call you.

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Mmm-hmm, just like I thought.

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Come crawling back to me.

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Oh, dream on, brother, please.

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Look, I know I'm an alum, but-

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You want to sing on the telethon.

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- Mmm-hmm.
- No.

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Walter, why not? You know I can sing.

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Yes, in church on Sunday
with a bunch of other people.

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Excuse me?

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Jaleesa, you sound good
in front of a bunch of testifying friends.

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"Sing, Jaleesa! Girl! Whoo! Get it!"

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I need some acts that are smoking,
who can set the stage on fire.

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- Some James Brown.
- Ladies.

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Walter, have a seat,
because this number is a four-alarm fire.

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Right.

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? Lost ?

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? In a dream ?

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? And I don't know which way to go ?

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? Let me tell you that ?

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? If you're all that you seem ?

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? Then, baby, I'm moving ?

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? Way too slow, yeah ?

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? I been fooled before ?

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? Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door ?

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? How about some information ?

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? Please? ?

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? Your hair's on fire ?

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? Straight up, now, tell me ?

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? Do you really want to love me forever? ?

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That's how we're
going to raise the $15,000.

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$15,000. That's right.

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That's what we need
to keep Operation Outreach

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reaching out to these children,

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�with tutoring, counseling,
hot lunches, field trips.

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That's right.

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We want to reach out to these kids,
give them some self-esteem.

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We want them off the streets
and on the road to college.

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For the next three hours,
you'll see the talents

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of Hillman College students
and the local community,

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and this talent is going to
knock your socks off.

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But remember this,
this is not just a talent show.

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This is a telethon,
so we want you to get on the phone

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and show your appreciation,
and call that toll-free number,

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5-5-5-GIVE.

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Yes! Our first pledge already.
Look what we got.

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Whoo! Five dollars from Wynona Hendrix
and her lovely sister�

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Aquenetta.

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Thank you so much.
Go ahead and sit down, children.

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Thank you so much
for pooling your piggy bank

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Right now, let's go to the tote board.

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This is our lovely tote board hostess,
Vanna Black.

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Ron, drum roll, please.

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People, we have less than three hours left

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and we are $14,995 away from our goal.

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So let's get busy!

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First up, we have the slamming, jamming
Operation Outreach Demons.

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Hit it!

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Oh!

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I bet we make a million dollars.

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You're tripping. Nobody cares about us.

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Beautiful, my precious�

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Hey, everybody, we're on our way.

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And remember why we're here.
That's for one purpose.

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That's to raise enough money
to send Colonel Taylor's son

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here back to Germany.

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Just playing, Pee Wee. Come on.

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You'll want to see when you're on,
Terrence is the man to see!

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Your cry has attracted the game warden.

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Yes, I've been hunted,

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and caught.

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- Dwayne, how's the stand-up coming?
- Hey, I'm ready, man.

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I'm going to kill. You ready for this?

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- I'm ready. Okay.
- Are you ready?

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- Ready?
- I'm ready, man.

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Huh? Huh? Okay.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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My neighborhood is so rough,

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we don't recycle, we reload.

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Wait, wait, wait, I got another one.

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I got a good one. This is a good one.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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How many South Africans does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

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How many?

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I don't know.
They won't let me in the house.

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- Good?
- That's cool.

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You like that one?

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Terrence, I want you to
put down Dwayne for the finale.

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Okay.

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But if he bombs, can I dance?

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Yeah, right. You'll be dancing.

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Whoo! Oh!

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Yes, yes.

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Those phones are jumping off the hook.

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Oh, goodness! Look at this.

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Let's go to the tote board.

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Black Vanna, what's up?

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Walter, we've got $1,945.

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Yes, we do.

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$1,945, we got a new total

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and we still have
two and a half hours to go.

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Oh, yes. Keep Operation Outreach
reaching out.

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Keep these phones ringing.

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Right now, we're going to go outside.

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We got Freddie and Matthew on-site,
collecting contributions.

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Freddie, I'm a little scared to ask,
what's happening out there?

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Hi, Walter. We're outside the station.

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And people are just driving by
and dropping off donations.

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{\an8}So far, we've collected $200
and one crate of canned cling peaches.

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I have a suggestion for anyone else
who'd like to drop off fruit,

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could you please put it in its own juice
and not the syrup. It's so bad.

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- It's only a three-hour telethon.
- Thank you, Freddie!

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Let's go down and meet these
hard-working phone volunteers right now.

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Right now, we have
Colonel Bradford Taylor,

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this is a much-decorated Vietnam war hero.

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Hey, by the way, if you're listening,
Hollywood, Oliver Stone,

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Black men contributed more
to the Vietnam war effort

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than just a Motown soundtrack.

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Who's on the phone, Colonel?

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Well, Walter, we have the Morgan family,
and they're going to donate $125.

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Whoo! Thank you so much, Morgan family.

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Hey, and tell other people,
tell your neighbors, please.

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Right over here,
we have one of my favorite people.

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He's in charge of food administration.

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He's the king of fine cuisine.

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Mr. Vernon Gaines.

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What?

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No. No, but this is for the children!

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How do you get off giving away
such a measly amount?

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You know what I think? You're cheap.

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That's right, cheap.

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Get off the phone, Velma.

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Oh, it's all right. Velma's his wife.

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He can talk to her like that.

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Vernon, it's Velma on this line here.

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She says you're sleeping
on the couch tonight.

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Whatever, dude.
We're trying to do a telethon.

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Right now, we have
a special guest coming up.

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- I know you're going to enjoy it-
- Hold it!

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Just a moment.

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Brother, what's up?

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Hey, I'm sorry.

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I'm Larry, of Larry's Floors,

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and I'm here to give Operation Outreach
a check for $1,000.

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God bless you, brother.

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- Thank you so much, Larry.
- Larry, at Larry's Floors.

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Because at Larry's Floors,
we believe the children are our future.

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- Yes, they are.
- Yes. Larry's Floors.

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We strip, we stain, we even polyurethane.

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I can't believe it!

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And we will shellac on special request.

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A Larry's Floor is a flawless floor.

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I bet you it is, Larry.

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Where's the check, brother?

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- Check?
- The money.

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I must have left that at
the executive offices of Larry's Floors.

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Ooh! Why don't you slide down there
by special request and go get it?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a special treat for you.

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We have Hillman's own Miss Kim Reese
singing "Inseparable."

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Do it to them, baby.

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? Inseparable ?

214
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? That's how we'll always be ?

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? Inseparable ?

216
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? Just you and me ?

217
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? It's so wonderful ?

218
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? To know that you'll always be ?

219
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? Around me ?

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? Incredible ?

221
00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:06,300
? What you are to me ?

222
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,533
? Incredible ?

223
00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:14,400
? You bring out the woman in me ?

224
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? With your style of love ?

225
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? Inseparable ?

226
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? Yes, we are� ?

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Up, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

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Sorry about that, Ellis.

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Down in the split.

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And up, two.

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And touch, and touch.

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Whoa! I love this part.

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You boys are so strong.

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I could stay up here all day long.

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Thank you.

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Hey, David.

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Mmm, she sure is fine.

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00:11:46,733 --> 00:11:48,333
You hear what she said to me?

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Get that hair out your ear.

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She was talking to me
through most of that rehearsal.

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Man, you're doing the same thing
we did with Rhonda.

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Be glad I took Rhonda off your hands.

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? �blow our thing ?

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00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:06,466
? We're just ?

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00:12:07,266 --> 00:12:10,133
? Inseparable ?

246
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? That's how it is ?

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? Inseparable ?

248
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:23,233
? For the rest of our years ?

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? It's so wonderful ?

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? To know ?

251
00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:33,600
? You'll always be ?

252
00:12:34,366 --> 00:12:38,766
? Around ?

253
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,366
Everybody, guess what? Good news.

254
00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:52,333
We have raised over $6,000.

255
00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:54,633
Fantabulous.

256
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:56,833
Oh, yeah? Where is it?

257
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:59,265
Yo, they don't just put
the money in your hands,

258
00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:00,799
they don't bring the money in shoe boxes.

259
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:01,900
They send in checks.

260
00:13:01,966 --> 00:13:04,900
Man, this program going to be
gone like the last one.

261
00:13:04,966 --> 00:13:06,166
Oh, is it so?

262
00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:09,300
We're going to make $15,000
and then some. All right?

263
00:13:09,301 --> 00:13:11,032
All right, because I know what I'm doing.

264
00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:13,443
I called Jerry Lewis.
I know how to run a telethon.

265
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,233
Hey, are we up yet?

266
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,133
Mr. Gaines, we need you on the phones.

267
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,166
No, they don't. They hardly ringing.

268
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,366
Better call Jerry Lewis again.

269
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,600
Yeah Bring it on home now.

270
00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:33,716
Get ready.

271
00:13:33,966 --> 00:13:35,566
Okay, here we go, baby.

272
00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:36,800
Come on home.

273
00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:41,833
Easy. All right.

274
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,333
Hey! Hey! Hey!

275
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,900
I'm giving the folks an encore.

276
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:46,066
No, no, no. No more.

277
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:49,132
- Did you come to challenge?
- No. I've come to get you off the stage.

278
00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:51,199
Well, now, now,
I'm giving the folks an encore.

279
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,000
Hold on now, Vernon.
We already did five encores.

280
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,066
No, but it's vaudeville protocol.

281
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:58,166
You got to give the folks what they want.

282
00:13:58,233 --> 00:14:01,266
Now, I'm giving you an encore.
What do you'll want?

283
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,400
Get off the stage!

284
00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:05,899
Well, I guess you got to give
the folks what they want.

285
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:09,266
Everybody, I'd like to thank
Vernon Gaines and Colonel Taylor

286
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,433
for their never, never,
ever, ever-ending rendition

287
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:15,800
of "Lou's Blues and his Funky Tap Shoes."

288
00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:17,699
All right, we're going to go
to the phone bank.

289
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,233
Ron, drum roll, please.

290
00:14:22,066 --> 00:14:23,733
What's the matter here, people?

291
00:14:23,734 --> 00:14:25,699
Somebody forget to pay the phone bill?

292
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:28,032
Hey, listen here.
You're not calling like you were before.

293
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,413
We got less than an hour left.

294
00:14:29,414 --> 00:14:31,665
Now, get out of the fridge
and get on the phone.

295
00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,166
I'm not asking, I'm begging.

296
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:34,733
Please, send the money. Please.

297
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,333
Kinu, Kinu, you're up next.

298
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,833
- Dwayne�
- What?

299
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,933
I can't remember a single lyric.

300
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,133
Oh, baby, don't worry.

301
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,433
It's just a couple of rows
of very friendly, caring people.

302
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,566
Don't forget the millions
who will be watching on TV.

303
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,933
It's just a local program, Whitley.

304
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,800
But most people have satellites.

305
00:14:55,866 --> 00:14:58,266
I'm sure this thing
will be airing in India.

306
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,400
Good luck, Kila-da-da.

307
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,300
Ladies and gentlemen, Kinu Owens.

308
00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:10,133
? Hey, Mister Melody ?

309
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,266
? You're on my mind constantly ?

310
00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:16,366
? And I think of you the whole day long ?

311
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:20,100
? You are my melody ?

312
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,300
? You mean all the world to me ?

313
00:15:22,366 --> 00:15:26,000
? Without you I would have no song ?

314
00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:29,133
? Oh, yeah ?

315
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,300
? Scu-be-du-be-du-ya ?

316
00:15:31,366 --> 00:15:33,000
? Scu-be-du-be-du-ya ?

317
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,833
? Scu-du-be-du-be
Du-ya-du-ya-du-ya-du-ya ?

318
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,133
? Du-ya ?

319
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,533
? Scu-be-du-be-du-ya ?

320
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,700
? Du-be-du-be ?

321
00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:41,433
? Du-be-du-be ?

322
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,066
? Du-doi-du-doi-du-doi ?

323
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:45,000
? Mister Melody ?

324
00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:47,166
? You make me sing� ?

325
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:49,733
Ooh! I hear they're loving her
in Calcutta, too.

326
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,133
? Whee! Mister Melody ?

327
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,900
? Mister Melody ?

328
00:15:58,966 --> 00:16:01,200
? Yeah ?,

329
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:28,133
Right now, it's my pleasure
to bring out Miss Whitley Gilbert

330
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:32,066
and the fabulous Braxton brothers
doing their tribute to Josephine Baker.

331
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,783
Ooh!

332
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,200
Wait a minute. My feet!

333
00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:46,100
Whoo! Give them some love!

334
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,266
Whoo!

335
00:17:50,066 --> 00:17:52,596
You hang in there, baby.
I think this belongs to you.

336
00:17:52,597 --> 00:17:55,032
All right. Let's go to the tote board.

337
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,032
Where are we standing?

338
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,800
The same place we were an hour ago�

339
00:17:57,866 --> 00:18:01,566
- Let me down, please.
- $7,134.

340
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:03,833
- Oh, right.
- Yes, indeedy.

341
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,432
Right now, people are just
not leaving contributions here.

342
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:10,000
Maybe they're outside with
Matthew and Freddie, just hanging out.

343
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,065
- Please let me down!
- Freddie, take it away.

344
00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:13,116
Hi, Walter.

345
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,566
We're right where we were
two hours ago, $250,

346
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:18,600
but I'm really trying.

347
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,400
Please stop.

348
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:24,200
Hey, Walter, man, listen.
Nobody cares about us.

349
00:18:24,201 --> 00:18:26,465
People see us and they start
rolling up their windows

350
00:18:26,466 --> 00:18:28,500
and locking their doors and stuff.

351
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,900
Somebody's out there listening.

352
00:18:30,966 --> 00:18:32,200
Who we got on the phone?

353
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,533
Mrs. Estelle Douglas.

354
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,400
All right. What's Estelle pledging?

355
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:41,066
She pledges to kill Larry of Larry Floors.

356
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,600
Something about linoleum warped.

357
00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:46,766
Speak of the devil,
here's Larry of Larry's Floors right now.

358
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:50,100
I just want to say
to Mrs. Estelle Douglas,

359
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:53,466
that Larry's Floors is not
responsible for her problem.

360
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,665
Now, I told her to keep
your fat son off the linoleum

361
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:56,933
till the adhesive dried.

362
00:18:56,934 --> 00:18:59,799
Forget about the fat son
and give us the fat check, Larry.

363
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,850
Right here.

364
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:05,600
This is an official
Larry's Floors company check

365
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:06,716
for $1,000.

366
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:09,766
Whoo! All right.
Thank you, Larry of Larry's Floors.

367
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,066
What can I say about this check?

368
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:14,963
I wouldn't deposit that
for a couple of days if I were you.

369
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,540
People, where are you?

370
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:21,365
I tell you what. If this next performer
doesn't inspire you, nothing will.

371
00:19:21,366 --> 00:19:23,866
Let's bring out the comic genius
of Dwayne Wayne.

372
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:27,900
Hey, Dwayne Wayne, come on down.

373
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,033
Come on. Make the people laugh.

374
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,500
- Uh� uh�
- Whoo! Ain't he funny?

375
00:19:34,566 --> 00:19:35,616
Tell a joke, brother.

376
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:36,716
Uh�

377
00:19:37,666 --> 00:19:40,433
Uh, why did the chicken cross the road?

378
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,433
To get to the other side.

379
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,033
Yeah, very funny.
Tell a good joke, okay, man?

380
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,600
Uh � uh�

381
00:19:46,666 --> 00:19:48,133
How� how many�

382
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,100
How many South Africans does it take

383
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,733
to put on a light
when they're not in the house?

384
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,600
Are you okay?

385
00:19:54,601 --> 00:19:57,999
Tell them about the rough
neighborhood you're from. Yeah.

386
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,966
Uh, it was rough, Walter.

387
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,800
How rough was it?

388
00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:03,300
Oh, it was rough, Walter.

389
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:05,566
I bet I wouldn't
want to live there.

390
00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:07,500
No, no.

391
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,833
Okay. Could somebody come
get this brother off the stage right now.

392
00:20:12,766 --> 00:20:14,066
The lovely Kinu Owens.

393
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:15,513
Get him out of here. Thank you.

394
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:18,732
You know what, people?
Let's get serious for a second here.

395
00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:21,033
One of the kids said that nobody cares

396
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,932
but I know that's a lie,
because you do care.

397
00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:24,799
At least you cared
two and a half hours ago.

398
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,133
Right. Ten seconds?

399
00:20:26,134 --> 00:20:27,365
Hey! Please give some money!

400
00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:28,833
Call 555-GIVE!

401
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:31,066
We're off the air.

402
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,533
I'm sorry, Walter. I choked.

403
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,800
Nah, man, you just stank.

404
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,433
People quit calling long before you.

405
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,600
But still�

406
00:20:43,266 --> 00:20:44,633
Hey, wait a minute.

407
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,833
Only one cupcake per customer.

408
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,266
Only one per customer.

409
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,966
Oh, Lord�

410
00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:52,533
Hey, Dion!

411
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:56,066
Now you never been
one to pass up free vittles.

412
00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:58,333
- I'm not hungry.
- Not hungry?

413
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:03,266
Not even for a double-dutch
chocolate fudge devil food cupcake?

414
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,366
We didn't raise enough money.

415
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:07,843
What's that got to do
with a delicious cupcake?

416
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:09,433
I can't come here anymore.

417
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,066
Oh, hush that foolish talk, boy.

418
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:13,665
But Walter promised we'd raise the money.

419
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:16,256
You're not raising anything
sitting here pouting.

420
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,966
Now, all these people worked hard for you.

421
00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:21,399
Now it's time for you
to get off of your little butt

422
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,450
and do something.

423
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,923
Could you spare a quarter
for Operation Outreach?

424
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,400
- Maybe a dollar?
- There you go.

425
00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:50,033
Everybody, hold it down. Hold it down.

426
00:21:50,034 --> 00:21:54,099
Walter, you're the only one
who hasn't made a donation.

427
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,150
What's this for?

428
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:56,666
It's for Operation Outreach.

429
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:57,966
Now cough up a dollar.

430
00:21:58,033 --> 00:21:59,200
Was this your idea?

431
00:21:59,266 --> 00:22:01,366
No, my mama's. Now cough up a dollar.

432
00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:02,500
You all right, man.

433
00:22:02,566 --> 00:22:04,533
You'll better get this party started.

434
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,933
This ain't no funeral.

435
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,050
I've got to go home
and get my beauty rest.

436
00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:09,400
Go home to Velma.

437
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,333
That's my boy.

438
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,240
{\an8}Go, Colonel! Go, Colonel! Go, Colonel!

439
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:35,800
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